So this happened last night on Omegle
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This is why you’ll never have friends, Maths.
We’re on to you, Elijah!
Sorry Trevor, Franklin and Michael, I’m saving up for Mr. Kenway.
I love how Peter is just sitting there, looking all interested and serious and shit.
This is why I love you, Tumblr.
Everybody’s complaining about all that shit the NSA is doing and then they go and buy themselves a finger print scanner…
this is me after my annual Lord of the Rings marathon
Trying out these pick up lines in real life - challenge accepted!