You’re welcome.

You’re welcome.

You know you went to school with Harry Potter when you have a new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher every year.

Someone please try these on me

Me after New Years Eve, I guess my inner sloth won the battle. again. happy belated new year everyone!

Me after New Years Eve, I guess my inner sloth won the battle. again. happy belated new year everyone!

Me before New Years Eve, being all motivated and shit, thinking up cool New Years resolutions…

Me before New Years Eve, being all motivated and shit, thinking up cool New Years resolutions…

Cracking up over here

Cracking up over here

my best friend and me after watching the new hobbit movie (note: she didn't read the book & basically has no clue what's going on)

  • me: everything clear? any confusing scenes i should explain?
  • bestie: no, i think i got most of it
  • me: that's good
  • bestie: tbh it was a bit confusing at first cause there are so many different races but i finally got the hang of it!
  • me: awesome! *secretly doing a victory dance cause she finally understands the complexity that is tolkiens universe*
  • bestie*proudly announces* : yeah, now i finally know that bilbo's a dwarf!
  • me: ...
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: the movie's called THE HOBBIT... bilbos the PROTAGONIST...how couldn't you...wasn't it obvious that...i can't even...ARGH!! *losing my shit*
So this happened last night on Omegle

So this happened last night on Omegle

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This is why you’ll never have friends, Maths.

This is why you’ll never have friends, Maths.